cromulations

The flapping and clapping of one's butt cheeks during the act of passing wind.

His cromulations were extra bubbly, so he knew he should go to the bathroom now or risk an incident.

by archiweirdo January 5, 2023

cromulent

cromulent - acceptable or satisfactory

originally invented in the show simpsons i 1996 as a joke

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

One teacher leans over to another and says that she’d never heard the word embiggen before . “I don't know why,” the other teacher replies. “It's a perfectly cromulent word.”

the joke being that both embiggen and cromulent were not actual words

ironically both of these are now accepted into general use, with them having a page at merriam webster

there are alternate spelling of the word being: chromulent, cromulant which aren't the official spellings and are wrong but refer to the same thing

“It's a perfectly cromulent word.”

by itrocuddles September 28, 2024

Cromulent Fuckcrustable

Something terrible, e.g. the tenant from hell, or B*rnie, or perhaps one’s ex-wife, that makes Tommy needy drinky. See also general chunpfuckery.

“Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.”

by sonicfeetman91 January 13, 2025

Cromulent

Adjective

1. Conforming to the rules; legitimate

Adverb

2. Able to be justified

1. “It is a cromulent fact”

2. “a perfectly cromulent game has no penalties”

by DefinitionKeeper5884 March 15, 2025

Harry Cromie

Any boy named Harry Cromie is perfect in every single way. They have gorgeous eyes that you will get lost in, perfect fluffy hair and amazing smile. He may break your heart atleast once but he will fall for you one day.

"have you met the now boy?"
"Omg hes he is such a Harry Cromie "
"my new crush!"

by anonymousssx September 9, 2020