A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.
That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022
Get the Cretinmug. A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
by JDHartley May 25, 2023
Get the cretinmug. Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
by Stretch04 October 5, 2023
Get the Kitchen Climbing Cretinmug. by Jordanthenonce59 October 24, 2020
Get the Cretinmug. 
A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
by JDHartley May 25, 2023
Get the cretinmug. weird flex but okay u freddie
a creature so disgusting and two faced it steals from under you, cretin
a creature so disgusting and two faced it steals from under you, cretin
by anonymous February 22, 2021
Get the cretinmug.