A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
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That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
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John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
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A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
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