That guy that became a pimp so that punks like you wouldn't have to.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
Carl: Hey Jeff I need you to savagely ass fuck this bitch in Human Resources at my job for me so I don't get sued doin' it myself.
Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.
Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.
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Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"
by zyrone March 1, 2009
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"Bro what happened to you?!?"
"i just got lost in the construction site, it hurt soo good"
"well i might go finger myself with an acorn"
"i just got lost in the construction site, it hurt soo good"
"well i might go finger myself with an acorn"
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by JthanS December 28, 2007
Get the Private Contractors mug.An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.
Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!
by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006
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Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.
Marco: I got that now!
Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.
Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!
Murphy: Yeah.
Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?
Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.
Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.
Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.
Marco: I got that now!
Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.
Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!
Murphy: Yeah.
Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?
Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.
Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.
Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
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