Company Dumpty

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

by T Yo February 23, 2009

Complanion

Particulate slang for companion, used for an affectionate connotation. Properly spoken with a defiant, swish-like motion of long sleeves; high-pitched voice and an intent of affectionate emotions.

Jane: *in a squeaky voice* "My complanion, let us go on an adventure!"

Larry: *in a slightly less squeaky voice* "Where would I be without my complanion?"

by Belgian Eggroll June 12, 2016

CompanyMan

Someone who would BLEED for the company they work for

Connor is such a CompanyMan, he'll die for this place

by CSSProductions May 20, 2022

Male companionship

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.

Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"

by krohnson November 30, 2017

Rogue Company

A popular game made by HI-REZ studios. And is arguably the best game made by HI-REZ studios.

Guy 1:"Hey dude wanna play paladins?"
Guy 2:"Nah dude that's gay , Lets play Rogue Company";

by if you read this you're gay122 January 8, 2021

dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

fast company

A person that you have a one-night stand with, more or less, for a couple of days, if not hours and never see that broad again.

I was in the club and met up with some fast company and fucked her in the bathroom sink.

by jaayyypa July 5, 2005