coconut 

a coconut is a person who is nuts about cocoa and chocolate.

The three brothers were such coconuts that they mixed Count Chocula, Cocoa Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs, Cocoa Krispies and milk together in thier cereal bowl, yet it wasnt enough chocolate, so they added chocolate syrup to make the milk chocolate. However, this only teased their cocoa palates so they had a slice of chocolate cake to finish the job.

coconut by hungrychance14 January 22, 2011

coconut 

1. A fur covered fruit that falls from a coconut tree.
2. a person from an ilsand country or background.

hey i saw a coconut down the street,
really/
yeah he was eating a thong

coconut by ,hillhog. September 5, 2007

coconut 

A Mexican that is white and hairy on the outside but white on the inside.

Look at those coconuts dancing to those 80's rock songs!!

coconut by Princesa Diana November 3, 2008

Coconut 

A black man who is white on the inside. they have the potential to be a gangsta or a brake dancer but are white on the inside so take life too seriously and get offended when called a nigga

Harry Belafonte celebrity has the potential physically but he's a coconut

Coconut by KidUrban July 25, 2011

Coconut 

A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.

Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"

*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"

And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.

Coconut by SuckADork February 23, 2011

Coconut 

To 'coconut' an individual involves placing a coconut down your underwear and rubbing up against/dry humping an unsuspecting victim. Can also be a consensual act.

Helen decided to coconut Scott as he walked home

Coconut by razberry1990 February 10, 2010

Coconut 

Coconut, a combination of the words "coco" and nut"
Also know as an African American male's cum.

i ain't gay but slurpin coconut for $50 is $50

Coconut by ram3n April 26, 2017