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CockyMocky

CockyMocky a line in a short phrase cockymocky. Often used when bored in calls with your idiot friends.
Friend 1 : “Cockymocky i put it in the socky”
Friend 2 : “I take out my dicky to make it sticky
Friend 1: “And then its gonna be bricky, so then that bricky a-“
Friend 2 : “Bro..?”
CockyMocky by Cockusbockus March 12, 2022

cock-smoking sausage jockey 

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

jockey cock 

a guy with a cock that is similar in size to a roll of dimes
man you aint got shit down there thats why your last girfriend called your ass jockey cock
jockey cock by drophit January 22, 2008

jockey cock 

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.
Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.
jockey cock by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Jocks my cock 

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.