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Cutting Clay

In pottery class the teacher cuts individual portions of clay off a large block with a wire.

With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.
Isabel: Oh my god! Hurry up and drive i have to take a pooooo!!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!
by Baroness Peaches de Edmonds December 4, 2011
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Clay

Clay is another way to say land.
Clay is usually used by people who enjoy history and Polandball.
"That is my rightful clay!"
by KebabDaily November 17, 2018
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Clay Matthews

The most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?

Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
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gaseous clay

According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee
"I'm not eating sweetcorn again, It gives me Gaseous Clay"
by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004
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clamburgler

a male whore that has sex with the ugly girls cause he can't get any from the hot girls
damn, joshua is the biggest clamburgler ever!!
by LaidBackGuy December 2, 2005
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clambulate

Clambulate /KLAM-byoo-late/ n. To propel your office chair using your foot, like a clam moves its shell with its foot.
Allow me to clambulate over to your desk and see your screen.

(based on how a clam propels itself using it's single foot)
by azjoejoe August 4, 2010
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Clay Nigger

Look at that kid dancing around a fire. Damn clay nigger.
by PATendy September 18, 2012
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