the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Couching

the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher

Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass

by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017

crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

Wood Chucking

Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.

Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.

Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!

by trollwarsclub April 26, 2017

Churchin'

Churchin' is the process of flirting with multiple girls at the same time. Often occurs in the context of a church retreat or mission trip. Similar to Cakin' it, but with multiple parters.

(Michael walks in surrounded by a group of three girls.)

"Daaaamn Michael, stop churchin'!"

by Vitullo April 3, 2009

Chucking it

Being cheeky/offensive (London slang)

"I love Friends"
"I love your mother!"
"Oi, why you chucking it?"

by The Broken July 14, 2005

chucking the bone

Sexual intercourse.

I chucked your mom the bone.

by Phlegatu May 14, 2004