by CHUCKAROOCHY August 24, 2025
Get the CHUCKAROOCHY mug.Hardware, software or services that adamantly and progressively enshittify the user experience directly or indirectly in order to serve a corporate or political agenda. The enshittification degree varies and could be seen in many forms.
Below are examples ranked from bad to worse:
1. Simple full-screen ads or ads that cant be removed & are placed in critical interfaces and locations such as a login screen or a start menu.
2. Pushing irrelevant services that numb the user's overall experience, such as the AI everywhere all the time phenomenon.
3. Software that removes the user's control or right to consent (or makes objection very obscure) to data collection, auto-updates, etc...
4. Making shady deals —with a common supplier or otherwise— to attack or starve out a good competitor's service or product by deliberately making the experience worse with the competitor's product or making it inaccessible instead of improving own product.
5. Services that remove the right to ownership or make it very difficult for the user to stop paying for the service.
6. Hardware designed with planned obsolescence in mind.
7. Manipulating the market's pricing with tactics such as introducing artificial scarcity; having monopoly-tier economic power and using it maliciously.
8. Bundling surveillance/spy hardware in consumer grade units.
Below are examples ranked from bad to worse:
1. Simple full-screen ads or ads that cant be removed & are placed in critical interfaces and locations such as a login screen or a start menu.
2. Pushing irrelevant services that numb the user's overall experience, such as the AI everywhere all the time phenomenon.
3. Software that removes the user's control or right to consent (or makes objection very obscure) to data collection, auto-updates, etc...
4. Making shady deals —with a common supplier or otherwise— to attack or starve out a good competitor's service or product by deliberately making the experience worse with the competitor's product or making it inaccessible instead of improving own product.
5. Services that remove the right to ownership or make it very difficult for the user to stop paying for the service.
6. Hardware designed with planned obsolescence in mind.
7. Manipulating the market's pricing with tactics such as introducing artificial scarcity; having monopoly-tier economic power and using it maliciously.
8. Bundling surveillance/spy hardware in consumer grade units.
Maple: But I heard Intel CPUs ship with something called IME and I don't know what's that...
Harris: Yeah, Intel CPUs ship with another mini-CPU running its own MINIX OS and has a networking stack, can watch the user's activity since it sits below the kernel and bios; hardware level, can execute remote code and receive and send data to God knows where!
Maple: Really? Wow, Intel is such a cuckware company!
Harris: True...
Harris: Yeah, Intel CPUs ship with another mini-CPU running its own MINIX OS and has a networking stack, can watch the user's activity since it sits below the kernel and bios; hardware level, can execute remote code and receive and send data to God knows where!
Maple: Really? Wow, Intel is such a cuckware company!
Harris: True...
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A group of homosexual overlanders having an orgy in an unattended tent
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)
Yo them people just left their campsite to go swimming, let's get a Mikey P Chuckwagon going in that tent before they get back!
by JaCrispyOfficial October 27, 2022
Get the Mikey P Chuckwagon mug.oculz demonsphere locale ~ a bar in near the Spanished owned athenosphere were homeless wem fatales express how having a family was the only thing they might have wanted and could never quite get it right so they turned their families into "alien sci-fi's", "horror films" and-or "deep dish pizza" such that even Jenny the Good Witch has no idea WTF is goin on! She's like a spinning cat song OII? ~ Lesley Bullsworth, Guard Right Spy Delivery C.I.A.
The new wem extra ordinaire, as the others, developed tight bonds at the lonely cluckard, when their pizza fridges ran out. One house near the lonely cluckard bought locks to stop their neighbor from taking all the food. Her Spanish family said it is how you say welcome or hello in Canadian. ~ Lesley Bullsworth
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