douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

chooch

also called a stick, or device, a chooch is a juul. people call it this that way others(usually teachers) don’t know what you’re talking about.

“do you have your device on you”
“can i borrow your chooch”
“i have a pod do you have your stick on you”

by vanillafication September 24, 2019

Chooch Bagel

an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult

"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."

by Chooch Master Flex February 3, 2010

Chooch

According to his holiness da fada Guido Sarducci a chooch is a dummy which is used in act of ventriliquism or by association any other brainless fool that can only regurgitate inaccurate babble

Somebody smack that chooch already he's driving me freakin' nuts

by His royal Petenes July 4, 2012

Chooch

(V.) To take a puff of a vapor pen or hookah.

"Hey is that one of those vape pens? Let me get a chooch right quick!"

by MandersonFTW May 12, 2014

Choochin

The act of vaping

hey bro im gonna go choochin downtown after school, wanna come?

by choochmaster6799 October 3, 2017

choonch

noun. overall insult- can be jerk, douche, whore, slut, bitch, fag, asshole, cunt.

"dude jordan is such a lil choonch!"
"Jessica is such a choonch, you could ask her for a bj, and get one"

by sir dopeness October 7, 2011