Chip

a word use to tell your friend about a hot girl in front of you so she doesn't know that you're talking about her.
Guy: Dude, chip. 12 o'clock.

Guy's Friend: I would love to eat that chip till there's nothing left!
by orachueue January 06, 2011
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Chip

In Beauty and the Beast, you'll barely see Chip on stage because every character tells him to go to sleep. Whenever you do see him, he is hopping around, attached to his mother.
"Go to bed Chip!'
by MatthewL27 January 06, 2010
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Chip

(noun) Pejorative term describing computers, stemming from resentment of their presence, usually perceived by the term's user as ubiquitous.

Entymology: Coined 2004, arises from ideology that "even though they don't make mistakes of their own, that don't mean sometimes they ain't a mistake to begin with." A "computer chip" is characteristic of most if not all modern computers, and is believed to be the root of this term.
"This neighborhood is going downhill. Seems nearly every house on this block has a chip or two in it."

"No good chips keep on taking our jobs!"

"You know who runs the banks nowadays, don't ya? Those damn chips."

"Went to the grocery store the other day, and who's at the front of the line ringing out people's groceries, not a regular cashier like you or me, but a chip! And you knew the two old ladies in front of me weren't gonna understand a single thing coming outta that chip and I was gonna be sitting there for another 20 minutes."
by Roc P September 02, 2005
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Chips

When something is bad or a let down. Refers to how chip companies fill their giant bags up only halfway and let down their consumers.
"That movie was so bad." "Yeah it was chips."
by glittergal1234 November 29, 2018
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Chips

Adjective - describing something as amazing, fantastic or incredible; derived from the excitement expressed when a person is about to eat hot chips (normally occuring when a bowl of chips has been purchased for a group to share at a bar or restaurant)
"Remember when Goku went Super Saiyan for the first time?"
"Yeah, that shit was chips"

"Yo, you like musk flavoured lifesavers?"
"Yeah, they're chips"
by TheRealBigLeigh March 28, 2020
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chipping it

to never have any cash when you are outwith friends,to reach in your pockets and only pull out lint,to spend your paychecks three weeks in advance,just to be a sorry bastard.
after higgens pays all of his DUI fees he will be chipping it.(no wheels,no action bahahahahaha!!!!!!!)
by yetti April 02, 2003
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Chip

Term used in golf ; usually Chip around putting green ; Small Short shot ; Guy who drives Hour away to play golf instead of playing home Course because of what ifs And what could've beens !!! Golfers who are their own worst critics someone who is so smart that they are the dumbest when comes to commonsense !!!
Hey that was well played chip, Chip
I can't Chip the ball today !!

Hey Chip , my phone bill is way to high !!
by WhiteTrashDCash February 23, 2017
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