Chili wrap

(v): The act of resorting to using plastic wrap as a condom. When the opportunity to have sex with a girl presents itself, a guy will take what ever measures necessary to complete the task. This includes the chili wrap.

Guy 1 : “Hey man, I'm about to bang this chick but I don’t have a condom.”

Guy 2 : “Don’t trip. I have some plastic wrap in the kitchen..you’ll have to ”chili wrap” your shit tonight.”

by Tiburon February 8, 2013

Prosperous Chili

A fabrication or lie created for the purposes of creating false excitement or fervor.

"I got a leaked version of the new Guns 'N' Roses CD!"

"Dude, you're not feeding me a bowl of prosperous chili, are you?"

by Topher Tesla February 27, 2009

Chili Roll

A BIG ASS HAMSTER!

My chili roll is a good hamster

by 0125395 September 15, 2018

Chili Shitter

A derogatory term used to talk about people of Hispanic descent.

It was recently said in an episode of “The Shield”

Look at that chili shitter

by stothectotheotothett February 4, 2006

Blue Chili

The mixture of blue odor-blocker and shit found in a port-a-potty, usually most evident at the end of an event (i.e. a music festival or weekend at a state campground)

I went to use the last stall on the right, but it was almost overflowing with blue chili. I didn't care, I had to go.

by LittleJohn73 August 11, 2010

chili shits

The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.

by Jack August 5, 2006

chili ring

The feces that remains around your asshole if you do not wipe well enough.

She had a nice ass, but also a nasty chili ring. She's gotta wash her butt.....

by supacool(o)(o) July 1, 2008