Checcos

A tyrant and a corrupt fucker. Do not trust this guy. Based on past experiences this guy is probably gay.

“Have you heard of Checcos? Yeah hes really gay.”

by hmwhatjks June 4, 2024

Checca

A person who is poor and does not seem to know. This person tries very hard to be cool but can't do it. Usually tries to always agree with the "cool" people.

Coolguy1: I just got this nice gibson les paul for $800.
"Checca": Wow nice how much was it with tax?
Coolguy1: Who...cares...?
Coolguy2: Don't be such a Checca

Example 2
"I met up with a guy who just kept agreeing with me to be cool, what a Checca!"

by OxfordBodom December 14, 2008

checkoutbot

A checkoutbot is a humanoid appearing object behind a counter at a checkout register that appears to be human but in fact is so heavily controlled by regulations and policies it is in fact no longer capable of acting like a human being and for all intents and purposes is nothing but a mindless robot.

I got a 1$ extrabucks coupon at CVS yesterday and tried to buy a bottle of seasoning with it, but the checkoutbot at the counter said the coupon wads for 1$ and the seasoning was "Only 99 cents" so it would not let me use the coupon when I refused to buy anything more. So I could not make a 99 cent purchase with a 1$ coupon because the checkoutbot was so devoid of human logic and reasoning it was incapable of taking any intelligent action.

by doc strangelove! September 4, 2011

checkond

Combination of check and second. Verb: the act of checking something post haste.

Give me a checkond.

by Eksraided February 7, 2018

Chocco taco

When a girl wipes from back to front after taking a dump she gets shit on her pussy.

Man my chick came out of the bathroom the other day, blew it up, she had a chocco taco!

by Kayceerataezyk March 9, 2020

Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.

"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."

by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020

Checoolboi

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Checoolboi is smart

by JohnCenaLoverZ October 14, 2020