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Al-Hayat Media Centre

ISIS owned media company, infamous for their openings on nasheeds or videos. Simply

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John (kafir) I hate Al-Hayat!! They're nasheeds are ass!
Abu-Bakr Ibn Mohammad Zayed Shawarma Eater the Third: AL-HAYAT MEDIA CENTRE PRESENTS 🗣️🔥
by TheSwagMessiah December 27, 2023
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Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022
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centre fresh kids

The 2K kids are generally called as Centre fresh boys. These generation kids (born after 2000) are mostly addicted to early stage gadgets usage, social media addicts and drug addicts. These CF kids even die for Instagram & tiktok likes & views. Don't have proper guts face problems in life & commit suicide easily. They also parallelly live in a fantacy world similar to MCU & DC world.
These 2k kids are such a "centre fresh kids"
by TBES August 12, 2022
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Ushopp shopping centre

A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.
"Lets go to the GODS HOME. Ushopp shopping centre"
by WildWillez December 14, 2020
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Gamer centre

The top hub of gamers around the globe. Very experienced gamers only, if you have touched grass you don't belong. Always the racist, The homophobic, The short one, The Stupid one, The owner, and the definitely not gay. Disappointments to their family they only have the Gamer centre to turn to.
"Bro you in the Gamer centre?"
"Nah fam I ain't racist enough"
by notaso January 6, 2022
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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. We double the fun with our welcoming bar staff expertly handling your other senses over two bars, various VIP playrooms (with room service) to ensure the most comfortable conditions on your ideal night out. Windsor Relaxation Centre is Australia’s famous adult entertainment club in Windsor. To benefit our visitors, we also regularlly send out shops' coupons getting discounts to our loyal customers. In our adult service , our preimier adult service venues provide the best sexual services, massage and private girl out call in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Brisbane. We are one of Australia’s most preferred adult entertainment club.
Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.
by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022
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Centre link Bludger

A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.
Man 1: oi lad, my mrs is being such a centre link bludger.
Man 2: fuck sakes cunt, what a sad dog.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
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