The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022
Get the Montclair Sperm Donor Centremug. John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
by Marcus Falcon April 25, 2014
Get the Staples Centremug. The 2K kids are generally called as Centre fresh boys. These generation kids (born after 2000) are mostly addicted to early stage gadgets usage, social media addicts and drug addicts. These CF kids even die for Instagram & tiktok likes & views. Don't have proper guts face problems in life & commit suicide easily. They also parallelly live in a fantacy world similar to MCU & DC world.
by TBES August 12, 2022
Get the centre fresh kidsmug. A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.
by WildWillez December 14, 2020
Get the Ushopp shopping centremug. A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
Get the Centre link Bludgermug. Usually used as a reference to a bad housing decision, resulting from a lack of intellectual reasoning
Michael made a horrible decision, he sold his beautiful apartment for a run down area at St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre
by Durant69 September 2, 2019
Get the St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centremug. An establishment designed to keep those of questionable sanity away from the mainstream population, otherwise known as a loony bin.
by madmentalhater January 4, 2008
Get the mill centremug.