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Canning Complex

The Canning Complex (Founded by Hanna Canning) states that any person, place, or thing can be connected to 9/11 through multiple or one person, place, or thing, no matter what it is.
“Can you use the Canning Complex to link Jeff Buckley to 9/11?”
by reallycoolperson June 5, 2025
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Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)

I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)
Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !
by swag master josh April 3, 2013
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Sweet Canning

When latency in a multiplier game causes a player to "skip" from one point in the map/game to another.

The phrase was originally a reference to an episode of The Simpsons, where the TV Show "Rock Bottom" aired a segment on Homer Simpson. The segment included a video which was edited to skip back and fourth, such that Homer made out the words "sweet can".
*Player two skipped from inside the factory to outside due to connection issues*
Player 1: "Ha, player two is sweet canning"
by R&DGuy March 8, 2014
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death canning

The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker
Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion
by Lucky_chubs October 2, 2017
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crap canning

We have been crap canning in DRG all night
by unpopeular November 27, 2020
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Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉
I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.
by SD3535 September 7, 2023
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Act Of Cannings

Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.
"Aww man XXXX is ringin me, should I do an Act Of Cannings?"
"Yeah, hes such a loser"
by Babbsy Baby December 28, 2005
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