Skip to main content

Cashless Society

Where the sheep mass store their virtual money digitally. In the future they may not be able to take money out when they are caught doing something criminal, where they can shut down your bank account or if the government decides to do a marshall law or an economic crash, they can shut down the economic system, preventing people getting money out of the system. As a result, the sold out government sells itself to the banksters ending up seizing and stealing everyone's money where the mass will be left with nothing.
We are living in a cashless society!
by TrashPrike December 17, 2018
mugGet the Cashless Society mug.

Cashew Cooker

Someone who puts hot water in their mouth and sucks on a limp dick
by Tax Evader January 18, 2020
mugGet the Cashew Cooker mug.
Related Words

Cashew Pizza

Cashew Pizza

It is a pizza that has Cashews in it. It is the best type of pizza in the whole entire world. Any pizza can become a cashew pizza. All one has to do is to sprinkle cashews and a bit of virgin blood of young North Korean girls or preferably your mom's blood. Once a year, a man of high importance like a world leader has to secretly shove TWO cashew pizzas. One down his throat and one up to his rectum. Then the pizzas would be removed surgically after 2 hours and be offered to the pizza gods. Without this pizza or the ritual, the world will end as we know it.

There is a secret cult of the Cashew Pizza.
The cult's name is: The cult of Cashew Pizzas
To become a member, one has to donate their soul to Bill Gates or any other rich man. Like an oil tycoon.
Then, once you have been given clearance and approval, you will eat cashew pizzas for the rest of your existence and will constantly whip yourself on the streets to show your devotion to the pizza gods. As a member, your ultimate goal is to seduce 72 virgins and extract their pussy juice and blood. Then you have to offer it to the Pizza gods. Once this step has been completed, you will receive eternal life and will have the power to become a powerful leader of a country you so desire. A prime member is Vladamir Putin, ever notice how he barely seems to age? That's because he is a follower of the cashew pizza cult.
I will ritualistically sacrifice my soul for THE chance to be a member of the Cashew Pizza cult.
mugGet the Cashew Pizza mug.

California-cashed

When the pot in the pipe is no longer green and the flavor has gone, so you cash it even though there is more to smoke. Also known as Cali-cashed.
Dude! Why did you cash that bowl there was still a few more hits? You California-cashed it man. Not rad!
by Trevor22 February 1, 2015
mugGet the California-cashed mug.

bald cashew

Colton Gibson’s girlfriend says he has a bald cashew.
by N Streets February 5, 2018
mugGet the bald cashew mug.

Chocolate coated cashew

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.
"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".

"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".
by Ken Leee March 8, 2009
mugGet the Chocolate coated cashew mug.

Liam's cases

Cases worked so badly that even Stevie Wonder can see how bad they are.

Also the technical equivalent to aids
Employee : Aw for fucks sake is he off again.
Boss: What's up?
Employee: You know what's up you prick I've got Liam's cases
Boss: Girly giggle (from a bloke)
Employee: Twat
by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018
mugGet the Liam's cases mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email