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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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calf

despite what most people think its not a part of the leg its a cow but alot smaller usually referred to as a baby cow
son:look mom a baby cow
mom: thats a calf
by exub1a September 16, 2021
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Bull-Calf theory

The sexual theory that females should only fuck Bulls(sexually dominant males that are usually African American) while the Cucks or calf’s sit and watch them fuck their wife's and gf’s and so on.
Did you see Professor Johnson’s Biology Lecture last Friday?
Yes he went over the Bull-Calf theory
Damn I missed the most important lecture this year
by Josiahtouches October 8, 2021
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calf leg

A pistol as defined by Walter Friend
When you go out late, don’t forget to bring your calf leg.
by Candice's Mom October 20, 2021
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bison calf

by Ritacca March 2, 2023
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Calf Explosion

When youre about to bust but you feel your calfs tighten from stretching out your legs so you need to choose between stopping and ruining your nut or busting but feeling immense pain
I’m not ruining a good nut just because of a calf explosion. I nut quicker and deal with the pain after
by Sp33D King December 6, 2025
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