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to classify someone as a 'bumsket' they need to 1. love bums
2. need to be able to sket over them
3. have dangerous urges to do horrific things when cumming in contact with a bum. Be wary and wear bum helmets at all times when near a bumsket.
2. need to be able to sket over them
3. have dangerous urges to do horrific things when cumming in contact with a bum. Be wary and wear bum helmets at all times when near a bumsket.
"Hey Josh, i thought i’d let you know that i’ve came in close contact with your uncle steve on the bus. he was aggressively wiffing the seats and barking at people to evacuate their seats. He’s being a total bumsket freak, you need to sort him out"
"Hi Josh… again. i’ve seen your uncle in the kids playground sniffing the slides… oh his nose seems to have some brown substances on it and sniffs all the seats and forces everyone to get of it. I’ve took it to my own hands to diagnose him personally with bsd (bumsketism disorder)"
"Hi Josh… again. i’ve seen your uncle in the kids playground sniffing the slides… oh his nose seems to have some brown substances on it and sniffs all the seats and forces everyone to get of it. I’ve took it to my own hands to diagnose him personally with bsd (bumsketism disorder)"
by B E T H December 14, 2022
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Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
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Hey John what do you fucking want you busker get out of here and do some real work stop your busking.
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