poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd April 08, 2012

Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf

Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf

by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021

budget lesbian

a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women

John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.

by PropertyofTimotheeChalamet March 02, 2023

Boning on a budget

The act of sexual intercourse which you avoid pregnancy because child’s are expensive

Meagan says, “come on we’re boning on a budget sister”

by Kittylover200 February 25, 2021

Butt Budget

When your finances or budget are tight and something comes up unforcasted so you pull money out of you ass to pay.

My bills were high this month so I am using my butt budget to buy wine.
Or
I had to use the butt budget to pay the light bill or they were going to cut me off

by HKM♡ November 02, 2019

pushing the budget

Going further than anticipated or calculated

Frank wanted a day off work, his boss says "Sorry Frank but you're really pushing the budget"

by PJay 2.2 December 02, 2020

balla on a budget

offspring of a regular balla, with similar qualities such as high ammounts of pride, numerous hoes, and most commonly skilled at basketball. a balla on a budget has fewer ammounts of bank than a regular balla, and therefor is forced to downgrade his balla theatrics, aka his ballet (pronounces ball-ay) show, i.e. he makes it hail instead of making it rain, etc

yo sucka, im a balla on a budget, i make it hail

by ontoast4life November 25, 2010