nose brunch

(n) a term used to describe a midday session of cocaine use, often ritualized by line cooks during their most stressful shift of the week.

"hey, i'm beat, let's take a break real quick for a nose brunch"

by chefgirlRD August 8, 2014

Berlin Brunch

Almost like a Blumpkin, were one is shitting and getting head at the same time while smoking a blunt or joint. If a bong if used it is the moon over my hammy

I hope that my girl has the weed broken up cause I need to take a shit and I could use a Berlin Brunch

by Kenny H. Scotti C. December 16, 2008

brunch was crazy

A phrase used to exclaim that you were drunk/high before 12pm. You do not have to actually go to brunch to say this.

Tiffany: Cole, are you okay? You seem tired.
Cole: Yeah sorry... brunch was crazy!

by A. Cline January 23, 2021

moonlight brunch

When you see the neighbor kids putting flaming bags of shit on someone's porch so you kindly eat it before any real harm is done.

I love Halloween. Its great to have a nice romantic moonlight brunch with the wife.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

Danish Brunch

1. The act of rimming an unwashed, sweaty ass.
2. A brunch consisting of typical Danish foods.

"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."

by Dan_tm April 24, 2022

Brunch Hopping

The act of eating brunch with a friend or group of friends. To go to a succession of brunch spots, with a brief stay at each.

"I really can't decide between these two places for brunch this weekend"
"Let's just go brunch hopping so we can try both"
"That's crazy! But let's do it!!"

by ammoclienad June 26, 2019

bootyhole brunch

When you wake your girl up at 10:30AM with your tongue firmly thrusted into her crevice and up the poopshoot.

Alaina wouldn't wake up this morning and I was hungry. So I treated myself to a bootyhole brunch.

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by Dandannoodle August 31, 2016