(n) a term used to describe a midday session of cocaine use, often ritualized by line cooks during their most stressful shift of the week.
by chefgirlRD August 09, 2014
Almost like a Blumpkin, were one is shitting and getting head at the same time while smoking a blunt or joint. If a bong if used it is the moon over my hammy
I hope that my girl has the weed broken up cause I need to take a shit and I could use a Berlin Brunch
by Kenny H. Scotti C. December 05, 2008
When you wake your girl up at 10:30AM with your tongue firmly thrusted into her crevice and up the poopshoot.
Alaina wouldn't wake up this morning and I was hungry. So I treated myself to a bootyhole brunch.
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by Dandannoodle February 24, 2016
a bro who goes above and beyond the call of duty of friend ship, is always by your side no matter what
by whattoput August 07, 2016
A phrase used to exclaim that you were drunk/high before 12pm. You do not have to actually go to brunch to say this.
by A. Cline January 23, 2021
When you all go to brunch together 'sex and the city' like, and talk about the shit that just happened the night before it's called reconnaissance brunch. Getting intel on last night's misdeeds.
Oh Samantha, I only come to these Reconnaissance Brunches to hear about your antics the previous night.
by Electromagnet April 28, 2011
A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.
Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches
all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them
Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"
...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"
all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them
Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"
...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"
by manillakilla August 30, 2018