nose brunch

(n) a term used to describe a midday session of cocaine use, often ritualized by line cooks during their most stressful shift of the week.

"hey, i'm beat, let's take a break real quick for a nose brunch"

by chefgirlRD August 8, 2014

Berlin Brunch

Almost like a Blumpkin, were one is shitting and getting head at the same time while smoking a blunt or joint. If a bong if used it is the moon over my hammy

I hope that my girl has the weed broken up cause I need to take a shit and I could use a Berlin Brunch

by Kenny H. Scotti C. December 16, 2008

counter-brunch

a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail in response to a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail for the purpose of arousing jealousy.

I talked to Kay about my runny eggs, and got hit with an epic counter-brunch. I'm so hungry.

by counterbruncher August 4, 2014

Danish Brunch

1. The act of rimming an unwashed, sweaty ass.
2. A brunch consisting of typical Danish foods.

"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."

by Dan_tm April 24, 2022

brunch was crazy

A phrase used to exclaim that you were drunk/high before 12pm. You do not have to actually go to brunch to say this.

Tiffany: Cole, are you okay? You seem tired.
Cole: Yeah sorry... brunch was crazy!

by A. Cline January 23, 2021

Brunch Bro

a bro who goes above and beyond the call of duty of friend ship, is always by your side no matter what

Joe: How come you and Kevin always chill together?
Steven: We're Brunch Bros, duh.

by whattoput August 7, 2016

moonlight brunch

When you see the neighbor kids putting flaming bags of shit on someone's porch so you kindly eat it before any real harm is done.

I love Halloween. Its great to have a nice romantic moonlight brunch with the wife.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017