do'n the broom

To give or receive oral sex from a man that has a moustache.

Johnny likes do'n the broom.

by newo sivart March 18, 2006

broom rape

It's a flower, check it out at wikipedia

I looked up broom rape on wikipedia thinking it would be about people being raped with brooms, but it turned out to be a flower.

by DvdBengals November 6, 2007

Crotch Broom

Commonly known as a mustache, refers to the sweeping motion made as it grazes the vagina during cunnilingus. Also helps brush aside annoying panty lint.

Frank sure went to town on Irma with his crotch broom last night.

by SenorSmoke December 15, 2008

broom closet

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.

I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.

by rhynne July 20, 2008

rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

by T Grimes April 24, 2006

broom ninja

Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.

My roommate is a broom ninja. You're a broom ninja. He hasn't earned anything, he's a broom ninja.

by broom ninja January 2, 2016

David broome

David Broome’s are normally the apex predator or the alphas of any person on the entire earth they are normally like any David a nice, loving, charming and happy person but something is different about him he has the biggest penis on the earth and is normally very tall and powerful if you ever see a David Broome he could kill you just by having sex with you as his penis is that big

Oh man I wish I was with David Broome

by Solomon999 November 27, 2019