Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil
*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh
by Nobody is a Bitch December 20, 2019
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Bronson is a prick he will be ugly and stupid though the prettiest girls will always fall for him he is not intelligent at all
Ugh Bronson failed his test AGAIN
by Cookies for life November 01, 2019
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Bronson is a word for someone who is also known as Burt. Everything they say is exaggerated and dishonest.
Don't be a Bronson.
Did you hear Bronson bought a boat
by Aphrolicious September 24, 2022
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Bronson is a name for a guy SUPER into hockey, also really has a big crush on the Ford Bronco.

Bronson’s usually are blonde, but super super sweet and nice to be around. Sometimes you just wanna keep a little Bronson around you at all times!

Being a Bronson comes with responsibility of being friendly with everyone and anyone at that. You could be the most shy person in the world and Bronson could bring out the happy social butterfly in you.
Person: “Why are you so happy today?”

Me: “Because I have a Bronson!”
by Aluminumbutts December 11, 2021
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The name Bronson implies someone with a massive cock and is liked by all. This name automatically makes a person superior to those with the name 'Satvik' in every way.
Damn, that guy Bronson is so hot.
by NotBronson November 24, 2021
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Someone with this name generally has a massive cock and is liked by all. He is superior in every way to people named Satvik.
Damn, Bronson is so hot.
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A Bronson is someone who is dashingly handsome, who typically has the biggest boobs in the room, despite being a guy. A Bronson Ellis has the unique ability to turn any girl he dates gay. As soon as they say yes the gayness starts.
Man, he really pulled a Bronson huh, both of his exes are gay now.
by Datin someone out of my league November 25, 2021
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