Ball Bondage

Ball bondage is when you sit down in tight jeans for a long long time to then find your testicles are twisted and stuck together in the most awkward position, moving your junk around with your hand or most other unique methods to remove such disturbance.

Jeff - "Argh, I've got ball bondage again"
Gary - "How are you going to untangle them this time"
Jeff - "With your mouth of course"

by TheLoverForJeans July 28, 2016

Bondage-scarred

The act of finding out that your parents are part of the BDSM community in the most scarring way possible. An example would be coming home from school and seeing your mum on all fours with a gag on and your dad behind her with a whip.

Friend: Why didn't you go to the party yesterday?
You: I couldn't man, I got Bondage-scarred and fainted and we all know I don't faint bro.

by PuppyKittenPiglet December 6, 2016

Beijing bondage

All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

Commodore Bondage

You Invite your girlfriend or mate into your Holden Commodore and tie him/her up with a bondage kit or rope and duct tape. Start the commodore, lock the doors and floor the accelerator to board aka maximum revs and do a burnout till you've scared her. You then perform a sexual act on him/her (Blow Job, Anal Sex or kinky sex for example. When he/she has an orgasm rev the engine to the max to distract him/her from cleaning up pants after they've cummed/jizzed themselves.

Person 1: Hey girl, you wanna take a ride?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: let's have commodore bondage

by BigBunnyrabbits June 30, 2019

repairman's bondage

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

basic bondage

Basic Bondage is for Basic Bitchez who are just starting out using simple methods of Bondage, but don't completely know what they are doing.

Basic Bondage that may or may not harm the user/s slightly in the form of tying ones arms, legs, feet so they can be restrained for pleasure.

Beth was worried about the basic bondage that Casey was trying to do. Basic Bondage was used as Beth was a fidgiter although she secretly loved it. Casey and Mal tied some basic bondage around Beths hands and as she squirmed around some of the rope cut her face. Next time Beth will lay still.

by KKK professor Blomkey September 20, 2017