When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap September 29, 2015
Abduct tape??? Nah sex ties & bondage tape… tape that sticks to itself, not you!!!
Silence is golden but bondage tape is a sticky situation…
Silence is golden but bondage tape is a sticky situation…
by Nuggy007 December 26, 2023
Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.
Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.
by Wookie-Nookie June 08, 2017
The act of finding out that your parents are part of the BDSM community in the most scarring way possible. An example would be coming home from school and seeing your mum on all fours with a gag on and your dad behind her with a whip.
Friend: Why didn't you go to the party yesterday?
You: I couldn't man, I got Bondage-scarred and fainted and we all know I don't faint bro.
You: I couldn't man, I got Bondage-scarred and fainted and we all know I don't faint bro.
by PuppyKittenPiglet December 06, 2016
by Dump truck December 06, 2016
Basic Bondage is for Basic Bitchez who are just starting out using simple methods of Bondage, but don't completely know what they are doing.
Basic Bondage that may or may not harm the user/s slightly in the form of tying ones arms, legs, feet so they can be restrained for pleasure.
Basic Bondage that may or may not harm the user/s slightly in the form of tying ones arms, legs, feet so they can be restrained for pleasure.
Beth was worried about the basic bondage that Casey was trying to do. Basic Bondage was used as Beth was a fidgiter although she secretly loved it. Casey and Mal tied some basic bondage around Beths hands and as she squirmed around some of the rope cut her face. Next time Beth will lay still.
by KKK professor Blomkey September 21, 2017
Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 07, 2019