alabama bobber

Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck

Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler

by Progreemer January 26, 2024

jolly-bobber

People who are half dancing/half walking very slowly in huge crowds. They constantly change direction and let their pets walk into you at high speed. They are extremely rude and inconsiderate and generally end up barging people out of their way. They get very grumpy when you outsmart them. They enjoy dancing to children's songs, and they especially love the Peppa Pig theme tune.

"Did you see those jolly-bobbers today?"
"Yes. One walked straight into me and shouted at me when they accidentally fell over. I must admit, it was hilarious!"

by AbsoluteDemonSpawn January 8, 2023

Bobber

Someone who is happy to go along with a romantic relationship even if it’s not completely satisfying. They are heavily committed to any partner they have. Bobbers tend to have a series of very long term relationships.

She’s such a bobber, I’m surprised they’re still together, I guess they’re happy?

by Bindihoho July 9, 2023

Bobber

A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.

That Bobber looks like a big apple.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

Bobber

Danish slang for a fat man/boy

Yo wanna hang out?
Shut up, bobber.

by HEJMINVEN October 7, 2020

Bobber

A fishing tool that helps with seeing if you have a fish running with your bait.

My bobber went under there must be a fish on.

by JackTheKing_333 July 1, 2022

Rubber Bobbers

Rubber Bobbers. Unreasonably large but pert boobs. Like buoys “bobbing on the water.

“Look at the Rubber Bobbers on that”.

by OMP August 25, 2022