Bluetooth Madness

When somebody goes starts yelling at somebody over a bluetooth and you don't realize there on a bluetooth.
Person A: Dude whats that guys problem?!
Person B: It's a severe case of Bluetooth Madness... poor soul.
by ConHoofa August 21, 2008
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bluetooth earphones

Prices of shit that don't work most of the time
These damn bluetooth earphones will not work fetch me a hammer
by Slenderman3954 December 26, 2017
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Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.
Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.
by PrincetonTiger October 18, 2008
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bluetooth blowjob

That bitch was a pro! She sucked me off without using her hands! That was the best bluetooth blowjob I've ever had.
by craftbrewdrew March 24, 2015
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going bluetooth

This is when a guy goes to the restroom hands free while peeing.
Four different styles of going bluetooth: Hands on the hips, Hands on the wall, hands to the side or hands up in the air waving to everybody and annoucing "Hey ma no hands!"
by GarvinS June 21, 2006
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Bluetooth-fuck

When you are engaging in sexual conduct, preferably doggie-style, and you throw your hands in the air in celebration, thus making it hands-free.
Justin was bluetooth-fucking that girl.
by hjgfklwh May 23, 2009
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bluetooth tool

is the person who is all ways wearing there bluetooth ear peice. It is also someone who just wears it for status.
Jim is such a bluetooth tool he sleep with that stupid ear peice on.
by thexsneeky November 13, 2007
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