Blart shart

To shit yourself while blarting, shitting yourself while trying to fart while riding a rascal- wheelchair, or on any seat.Usually accompanied by a special musical tune that's special to the Blart, made by the combination of fluttering asscheeks and seat,which has a squeaky quality.

"We've got to go now Jenny-I just tried to fart and I Blart sharted all over the place.Its dripping in my shoes already, now hurry up and help me out of this rascal."

by Solomacn November 27, 2012

Lunar Blart

The elegantly crafted art of using human period blood to create a painting; menstrual blood-art.

Esmeralda couldn't wait until she started her period because her Lunar Blart ad was blowing up her phone with eager Period-Piece Enthusiasts.

by Pablo the pool boy October 16, 2011

Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

by Captain Planet Jr March 14, 2011

blart(y)

Quite simply, a joint. Either hashish or weed.

I really fancy a nice blarty!

by paul leach January 5, 2004

Blart-a-thon

Similiar to blart, but occurs when many people are competing for title of biggest blarter

Aeryck and Ed were blarting back and forth so much, that it turned into a straight out Blart-a-thon!

by LilOlMe2004 February 6, 2006

paul blart mall cop

One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek.

Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime!

by Hortler_the_great October 11, 2017

Paul Blart Mall Cop

One of the Funniest movies made by mankind

Steve : Bro, have you seen Paul Blart Mall Cop yet?
Gerald : Nah, but i really want to
Steve : Be prepared to laugh

by Swift Fox 2277 June 18, 2018