bariotic

Taglish term for a person who has an uncivilized and uneducated attitude like someone who came from a baryo or remote village.

"Anak, did you just grab the ice cream with your bare hands in the buffet? My God you're so bariotic!"

"Why do you keep swearing in front of our guests? I don't like that bariotic attitude."

by make bb June 25, 2021

rockstar barista

An espresso machine operator, who possesses not only exceptional skill in producing the finest quality espresso shots and drinks from the materials given (freshly ground coffee, water, espresso machine), but also possesses charisma, confidence and general aplomb with customers and co-workers in the espresso bar environment.

Compare with ninja barista.

That rockstar barista at Hines pulled me one of the best shots I've had in months, after giving me heaps of 'tude.

by Jimmy Oneschuk January 18, 2006

bari saxy

someone who is very sexy and plays the bari sax. bari is like very and saxy is like sexy.

Taylor is Bari Saxy, i saw her during band today.

by Kenzi-W October 9, 2007

Baritch

When 'bitch' isn't enough.

"Chelsea, you are such a baritch!"

by theneanderthal93 January 17, 2013

bearicorn

The bearicorn is a legendary creature that has been described as a bear with a single large, pointed, horn projecting from its forehead. It's a word play for mix of unicorn and bear. It was used by several games and movies.

- Is that a bear?
- Nope.
- A unicorn?
- Nope. It's a bearicorn.

by JoeMJoe February 9, 2021

Barishofied

Phrase originally created by Naiesha Bansal, meaning, that the barish has barishofied, PURR

Bedika: what’s with the weather?

Naiesha: the soil has barishofied

by NoFaceNoCaseNoWaist May 17, 2022

Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022