blacks

black and milds (best cigars)

lets go to the store and buy some blacks

by ilstu May 20, 2007

blacked

To be so drunk or fucked up that you pass out and wake up hours later in the woods covered in your own throw up.

"Don't touch that bitch she's blacked."
"I blacked last night and spent 80$ on Uber."

by myoneandonlyfukup May 15, 2016

blacked

1) n. getting so incredibly wasted that you don't remember shit; short for "blacked out"; can lead to crazy unknown activities such as passing out on curbs/random girl's beds,peeing off stairwells,in shoes, or on beds, or booting on computer disk drives or comforters; a regular occurrence at bucknell

1) Damn, how the fuck did I get here...wait, this isn't my room..I must have been fucking blacked last night.
2) After getting blacked the night before, he woke up to a soaked bed and a computer covered in boot.
3) After 18 games of ruit, he was so blacked that I passed out with his pants down while making nachos.

by snax July 9, 2004

Black

1. The color black. Usually considered to be the opposite of the color white

Contrary to popular belief the word "black" is not a racist comment or slur.

Those egg's are black cause you burnt them

(idiot human rights activist) "Oh my GOSH you racist bastard!!"

by alpha rioja May 13, 2005

Blacked

It's a long-going adult entertainment series that it's mostly a kink-fetish for some and it might be racist in itself because black male pornstars usually fuck white porn actresses on those videos.

Billy: Hey Chuck, guess who's the new addition to Blacked?

Chuck: Who is it?

Billy: Aidra Fox, my favorite pornstar.

by Ms. Lewdy October 17, 2020

in the black

It is a state of a financial success. You will know you are in the black as soon as the ladies come to mate and the nobodies come to hate.

Lady: That's a nice watch watch you got there
Lady: Yeah, it really is
Ryan: Well I am currently in the black
Lady: Oh, that's good to know...
Lady 2: Really good to know...
Ryan: How about you and your friend come up to room 118 later tonight and I'll show you how good it really is to be in the black
Lady: ooo
Lady 2: I like that idea
Ryan: Booya...

by Ryan Jackson September 24, 2006

black in

to piece together parts of a night that was initially categorized as a blackout. Usually followed by an epiphany

I remember being really hungry, really tired and really cold last night. But that doesn't explain why I'm now well fed, well rested and smell like shit. Wait a second! I'm starting to black in now. I was stumbling home and decided to fulfill all 3 needs in one shot so I hopped in a dumpster, covered myself in newspaper and ate a bunch of dumpster food.
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum

by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008