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bitchcraft

A(n assumed) form of sorcery cast by those well-versed in smack, often upon those trying to decipher what their gibberish is meant to communicate. Sometimes, however, a bitch may simply talk smack in order to cast a spell out of spite, even against their own kind.
Person A: Ima use bitchcraft on you, then yo ass be huge!
Person B: Bite my skinny ass!
Person A: Abraca-shizzle!
*creak*
Person B: Damn!
by SplodgeOMatic October 30, 2007
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Republican Bitchslap

When you take your penis and slap someone in the face with it.
I was talking to this guy and realized he was a hippy so I gave him a republican bitchslap.
by Ryan Ketchum December 24, 2008
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Bitchslap

The act of open handedly smacking a person with bitchlike qualities.
Sarah wouldn't drop the subject so I bitchslapped her across the mouthhole.
by Terry Anderson August 1, 2004
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bitchtacular

A noun used to describe a situation in which a girl gives a guy false impressions of attraction. So the guy proceeds to try and start a relationship while the girl suddenly changes her mind and fucks him over, leaving him to try and figure out what the hell happened.
A girl tells me she is interested. I try and start a relationship because she says that is what she wants. She then changes her mind one fucking week later and wants to be just friends again. That is a bitchtacular at it's finest. Thanks alot kaitlyn, you've inspired me to invent a new word.
by Screwed By You September 10, 2008
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Bitchslap

A methaphorical or real verbal or physical action that was intended to put sense into somebody.
Tom: "I am so cool"
John: "Stfu, you don't even know what that means"
Bob: "BITCHSLAPPED"
by ænum November 21, 2010
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bitchcraft

A vehicle owned by a woman who knows what she wants and whose transportation is the means for going to get it.
We're out of here-to the bitchcraft.
by Cindy7 January 22, 2006
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Bitchcraft

When a male is cast under an imaginary spell on him changing him completely and gradually taking him away from his bro
1: damn why aint he coming out with us?
2: yeah where is he today?
3: he's with his girl its a case of Bitchcraft.
by LOLOLUO June 11, 2014
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