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how big is kais cock

kais gf-how big is kais cock?"

kai- absoltely humongeous and very yummy."
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1. When someone compensates for lack of size by using big words.
2. When an online videogame player talks a big game to compensate for lack of size.
3. When a videogame player insults other players due to his own lack of size.
-Dude, you fucking prick motherfuckers. Watch me pwn you next round you noobsicle cocksucking pricks!!!

-Dude, stfu and play the game already.

-Hey, fuck you prick! I fucked your momma last night with my bigass dick. What are you gonna do about it, huh biatch? You can't even find your tiny ass prick. That's how small you are.

-Dude, what's his problem?

-Big talk, small cock syndrome.
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suck a big dead moose cock

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.
by Rob Falla October 29, 2004
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Big Kareem Cock Syndrome

A person who tells people he has big dick when in reality he has a tiny dick
"I have Big Kareem Cock Syndrome"
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a very big cock

what i have
look at my huge cock! lets fuck now! yes a very big cock
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Chronic Big Cock

A double-edged disease which develops when a male carries both recessive alleles from their parents during pregnancy. This disorder is extremely rare as only 20 people are annually diagnosed with the symptoms which include, but not limited to;

-Gigantic Penis

One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
Wow life must be very difficult with your chronic big cock
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big ass cock

something that makes you super atractive for basically no reason.
jeff over there has a big ass cock like an dino dong jesus christ WTAF.
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