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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
mugGet the nee message jarra bellendmug.

Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.
Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.
by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024
mugGet the Power bellendmug.

Bellend

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
mugGet the Bellendmug.

bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin
His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
by Urbanboi March 20, 2022
mugGet the bare bellendmug.

Bellend

William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
mugGet the Bellendmug.

bellend

search up "bellend" on google lol get pranked
by ChameLeonTV September 3, 2019
mugGet the bellendmug.

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