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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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Bellend

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."
by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021
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Bellend

So, one day I was spoken to rudely and I replied with: "youuu bellend"
"I got Told to move out the fucking way, I said to the person "you bellendc
by TubOfLard May 26, 2022
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Bellend

Nicloa Sturgeon
That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.
by Professional Englishman June 18, 2018
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Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.
Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.
by noshush January 27, 2023
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