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Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.
Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
by northlondon93 October 9, 2011
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Beaconing

A courting act of homosexual males. The act involves stimulating his nipples until they are erect. These signal other homosexual males to let them know that the man is "down to fuck".
Gary was beaconing for me so hard today. His tight shirt made it so hard to resist. I can't wait for tonight, so that I can go to town on his meat stick.
by maawwwwwc December 13, 2018
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Old Beacon

Beacon, New York before it was completely gentrified and the generations of families who grew up there were priced out of the city.
Remember when no one wanted to go to Old Beacon?

Remember when kids from other high schools would say “Ohhh, you’re from Beacon?”
by Vdubsforeal February 14, 2023
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beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA
Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE
by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023
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bozo beacon

A fake social media post typically on Facebook that says buy the act of cutting and pasting the message you will be opting out of something like charges.. These typically let hackers know you are gullable and a bozo..
Channel 4 news says Facebook will be charging 4 dollars a month you can opt out buy cutting and pasting this message this a bozo beacon
by Cheeseman97 September 11, 2023
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Beacon primary school

Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking

Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one

Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
by beaconBaconsamething June 5, 2022
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Beacon

1. That sexy guy who's sort of weird, yet kind and has a really huge d*ck. Haha yeah...

2. The light of your life, an absolutely stunning person. You instantly fall head over hills for them, either that or they're so attractive that you always wanna f*ck em’.
That guy Marcus is a real beacon am I right? God, please f*ck me...”
by SingaLewdle February 6, 2021
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