Bavarian Cum Puff

When an uncut guy cums in his foreskin while holding it shut, making it fill up like a creamy pastry.

Dam, my head skills are so good that when he tried to hold it for a bit longer the result was a tasty Bavarian Cum Puff explosion.

by The-Professor- May 31, 2018

Baparounies

Created in order to win a game of scrabble, this word now defines any pair of breasts that exceed a D cup.

Did you check out the breasts on the girl?
Yeah, they were some serious baparounies!

by Joe Dark February 21, 2006

Bavarian Malfunction

A core exercise that was created by Nick Long of NTHXC. The exercise works the muscles of the back. It is done by laying on one's stomach then raising his/her legs, chest, arms, and head off of the ground so that just the stomach is touching. The exercise is commonly incorrectly identified as "supermans."

Man, I'm pooped. Those supermans really worked my back.

Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.

by Samuel L J December 21, 2008

bavarian-filled

The sexual act of ejaculating semen inside a woman's asshole right after copulation, just like filling a doughnut with bavarian cream.

Jet: Yo man, me and Camille were fucking like crazy last night. She even let me ejaculate my semen up her sweet ass!

Kino: You bavarian-filled Camille's tight ass dawg?! That is legendary man!

by mister creampie July 21, 2010

sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

by Beaner McWeiner July 14, 2008

Bavarian Necktie

When Partner A takes a shit on Partner B's chest starting at the lower neck going down to top of the stomach, forming a necktie shape.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bavarian Necktie.

by Killerfuzzball1 November 18, 2011

Bavarian Papsmear

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

by The Bausage December 3, 2007