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short busser

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009
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Baser moment

A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.
Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."
by Miketoad March 25, 2010
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The Aroma Coming From Ones Boxers After A Shift Of Bussing Tables.
Dude Blake I Can't Wait To Get Home And Shower I've Got Some Rancid Busser Balls Right Now.
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Basners

A Basners is a type of creature that believes in eating the whole pizza, included the crust. Crusts are the best part of the pizza, their crunchy and full of Christmas. Basners gives out booklets to her neighbors on why crust lives matter. Her neighbors tend to avoid her because of this. Basners also find people who take the cheese off their pizza disgusting. “No normal human beans do that, it’s a disgrace to humanity.” - actual quote from a Basners
Random kid who throws his pizza crust out:

Basners: STOP. DROP. AND ROLl.
Also Basners: And take your hands out of your pants, that’s not how you get the girls.
by Dead goldfish April 14, 2019
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basher-x-boys

Wow Basher really likes his boys he wants to bum them all.
Oh look at Basher he really likes his boys

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by SkemsTrapHouse May 14, 2020
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Pommie-basher

Pronunciation: /ˈpɒmibaʃə/
noun
1. An epithet bestowed by the British, used for Australian sportspeople who take particular pride in achieving victory over English rivals.
2. An Australian who participates in good-natured ribbing of the English.
You know things are not quite right Down Under when Jeff Thomson, Pommie-basher-in-chief, starts talking up England's chances.

--Will Hawkes, 'Ashes Diary: Pommie-basher-in-chief turns on 'shambolic' home attack', The Independent, 03/12/2010.
by PeacockWhite November 18, 2013
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Twerky Baster

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea
Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!
by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014
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