MC Bassman

The biggest baddest MC in the drum and bass/jungle scene. Bassman used To be a part of the shadow demon coalition (SDC) alongside Trigga and Shaydee but any real fan knows he is the original shadow demon.

However everyone knows his most defining feature is his middle finger this is raver folklore it’s length is unknown some claim it even grows in length depending on how filthy the tune is some claim not even bass himself knows as no instrument of measurement exists that big.

Yo did you see that MC Bassman set last night had my jaw swinging

by DoingTheMost May 11, 2020

Basement Bitch

The 6 year old Mongolian child slave i have tied up in my basement.

Hey bro have you met my Basement Bitch. Come on down ill introduce you to her.

by John_Stamos_xxx April 7, 2020

basement water

that delicious concoction of mold, dirt, and rainwater that collects in your basement

Hey bro, you want some basement water?
Yeah!

by basementwater May 2, 2019

I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by MC? February 14, 2006

basement talker

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught

Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.

by Douglas Young February 8, 2008

basement business

The first known use was in the movie Manchester by the Sea. When asked if the nephew was sleeping with a specific girls he answered, "its just basement business", when asked more specifics he simply said I'm working on it.

So basement business is teenage monkey business usually of a sexual nature.

Have you and she had sex even though her mother is home? No it's just {basement business.

by Professor LA July 12, 2017