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School Bathroom

A school bathroom is a bathroom that smells like butter and the piss in the urinal is dark orange.
Jacob: "Dude, I got to shit."
Mason: "Nah bro, the school bathroom smells like butter"
by CertifiedBruhMoment December 21, 2019
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public bathroom

Where senators go to end their careers.
The senator was reported to have had a wide stance in a public bathroom a.k.a. He's gay.
by Scyfersythe October 20, 2007
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Bathroom Book

A book intentionally bought for
bathroom reading.
Jordana: God she's been in the bathroom forever.
Allee: She must be enjoying that bathroom book right about now!
by xxxfishnetsxxx February 27, 2009
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Bathroom Burglar

The act when one person tries to forcibly open your bathroom stall door while you are peeing or taking a dump when they know good and well that the stall is occupied
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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010
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bathroom slut

One who waits around in public or private bathrooms, waiting for men or women to walk in. From then on, the person who enters the lavatory is free to do to said bathroom slut as they please, because a bathroom slut will do anything to a person. Nothing is out of bounds for a bathroom slut, as long as the act stays within the bathroom. After such act is committed, the person that originally entered can leave freely without any ties to the bathroom slut. The bathroom slut now just has to wait for his/her next contender AKA the next person to walk into the bathroom.
Zoe- Oh my god, did you hear about what that bathroom slut did to grandma at that gas station?

Francis- I know, I don't think grandma will be able to walk in a straight line for weeks!
by cenileaura November 28, 2011
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bathroom polio

Bathroom Polio occurs when a indviduals feet go numb or "fall asleep" from sitting on the toilet too long.
I had to stomp my feet after taking a big dump to make get the feeling back in them-worst case of bathroom polio I've had in years!
by Cokeduprednek July 25, 2007
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bathroom looker

Someone who looks at other people through the cracks in public restroom stalls.
That 7th grader is such a goddamn bathroom looker.
by Bon Chez April 12, 2003
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