balloon finger

The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.
Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.
by Anna LeStache May 12, 2010
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xD balloon

xD ballons or xD ballons is literally a balloon with an "xD" face on it. It symbolizes laughter or something funny happening.
Frank: I wet my pants last night.
Jon: xD balloons!
by Theknight330 November 07, 2009
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Beef Balloon

When a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.
A beef balloon is when a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.
by Tony Anzola July 11, 2008
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balloon land

The place where balloons fly off to when they are either lost or popped. This land was invented by great philosipher Rhiannon Lloyd and is even further away than mars. Balloon land is a very peaceful place without war.
"Dont worry sally, its sad that your balloon has gone, i know, but its gone to a better place"
by Rhiannon Lloyd January 19, 2004
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal- but still frowned upon by society- behavior into a trend or fad.

N.B: this definition refers to a recent (ca 2008-2011) event in The United States where a man physically attached helium balloons to his lawn chair, trying to build a flying machine. He somewhat succeeded; he took took flight but crashed into some electrical wires a few miles from his house.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to a lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2013
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balloon boy

Rick: "My dad wants me to hide in the attic!"

Jeff: "Congrats Rick! You are now an official balloon boy"
by Jeff Cancer October 19, 2009
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Balloon Pussy

The art of fucking vigorously until the ladies vagina inflates like a balloon
Girl I just fucked Vincent now I’m suffering from balloon pussy

You hear about Raquel and Dj? I heard he gave her balloon pussy last night.
by Face Throttle October 26, 2018
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