Nigger Ballet

Modern basketball. Due to the NBA mainly consisting of black players, and the focus of the game is no longer to make baskets, but to look good while making baskets.

Guy: Dude you want to watch some basketball?
Racist Guy: Dude fuck that Nigger Ballet, lets go watch hockey, a real white man's sport.

Nigger Ballet by Rick Stick Dick June 18, 2008

bone palace ballet 

the third album of the band Chiodos, although technically their first album was under the name "the chiodos bros."

regardless, it kicks ass

Dude i bought Bone Palace Ballet last night and it was just so beautiful that i cried

bone palace ballet by keegsmaleegs July 3, 2008

spandau ballet 

Spandau Prison in Europe housed many prisoners including World War II Nazi prisoners. When these prisoners were hanged the swinging of the dead body was called the Spandau Ballet.

That SS officer did a nice Spandau Ballet at his hanging.

The musical group Spandau Ballet took their name from this chilling term.

spandau ballet by layton59 August 5, 2007

Prostate Ballet 

The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.

Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."

Prostate Ballet by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014

Southland Ballet Academy 

One of the best ballet schools in all of Southern California. There are so many amazing dancers who go to this studio, and they win very many competitions and get accepted into very prestigious dance programs later in life. Located in Orange County, CA and directed by Salwa Rizkalla.

Dancer 1: So where do you dance?
Dancer 2: Southland Ballet Academy.
Dancer 1: Oh I see. So you win everything at YAGP?!

Southland Ballet Academy by lawldancer January 23, 2011

What even is ballet? 

Used as a sort of comeback at a persons question that is either considered stupid or has an easy answer.

This is also used when a someone asks a question that you do not understand or do not know how to explain

Person 1: "dude, how is that even spelt?"
Person 2: "ugh, what even is ballet?"

What even is ballet? by Yaoihands September 2, 2014

canadian ballet 

A strip club. Used in the United States indicating that Canada is lacking any high-culture but has an over abundance of strip joints

Me and the boys are gonna hit up the Canadain Ballet, you in?

canadian ballet by Steve September 15, 2004