Bachelor's Degree

Bachelor's Degree: A sheet of paper and myth to intercity kids.

A teacher, usually named Will, tries to prepare his intercity students for college and a Bachelor's Degree through rigorous PE classes and detention.

DiQuan told his class that he was going to be a Unicorn trainer at the zoo after he gotten his Bachelor's Degree. The class laughed cuz they all knew a degree was a myth.

by The Moose on fire October 10, 2018

Confirmed Bachelor

A common euphemism in the 40s and 50s, used as a polite word to describe a homosexual man.
Can also be used in the context that someone does not want to marry.

Don't try to flirt with Michael. He is a confirmed bachelor, in case you didn't know.

by DarkGarrett April 15, 2013

Bachelor Day

November 11, a day represented by four digits of 1, dubbed by young single Chinese. The "Bachelor Day" has been initiated by single college students and, although enjoys no holiday leave, has become a vogue of the day among single white collars.

I wish I could get lucky on the Bachelor Day this year.

by David Guan November 10, 2008

Bachelor's Cap

Another name for a condom, used to keep a furtive air to the conversation.

Don't forget to bring your Bachelor's Cap to your date tonight.

Dude, my Bachelor's Cap kept my "graduation" under wraps, if you know what I mean.

by KHFanForAll December 7, 2009

Bachelor fleece

A very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment.

Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.

by gabehere December 27, 2010

bachelor chow

On the now defunct cartoon "Futurama," Bachelor chow is the substance that the main character Phillip J. Fry eats with regularity. It comes in a large bag akin to Dog Chow and makes its own gravy when you add water. The bag advertises that Bachelor Chow is "Now with flavor!"

Bender: Fry what are you doing tonight?
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.

by Tnuttaz June 11, 2006

bachelors hand

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

by Mischmo October 7, 2007