avon lake steamer

When your very expensive French Bulldog takes a hot dump directly on your Roomba.

God damnit Kevin! Again with the Avon Lake Steamer??

by rjc1988 March 7, 2024

yer maw sells avon

it means your mother sells avon products

“shut it ya mad junkie”

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”

by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024

Avon Calling

Is a uk beauty brand that get delivered though your door and you can be Rep! So Avon calling is when it calling for you.

“Ohh It’s Avon calling”

by RainbowWars June 10, 2025

avon hands

means ur hands are sensitive to heat.. can’t pick up hot shit

drops plate cuz it’s hot as fuck

coworker: damn you got avon hands

by waffle house worker January 2, 2022

Your da sells avon

Your da sells avon

If you saw someone selling avon in the street, it’s probably Jacob Manners’s dad.
Fuck off daft cunt, your da sells avon

by Stinky homeless bum October 16, 2023

Glen Avon, CA

A town within Riverside, it has a close-knit community with many kid functions and family outings. We, however, have been suffering from some gang activities. Inbetween Pedley and Rubidoux. Schools include Glen Avon elementary, Indian Hills elementary, (a few other elementary schools I forgot), Jurupa Middle, and Patriot High. We are a music-rich comunity, consisting of rap, hip-hop, rock, metal, and, yes, even country. We have a lot of farmland and our police force sucks a little.

1: Hey dont u live in Riverside, CA?
2: Hell no!
1: Then where? im sendin u a package.
2: Glen Avon, CA, duh!

by Hard Rock Harlequinn May 10, 2012

Avon Park FL

Avon Park FL is completely compromised. The Brickell Building scandal has brought a new shining light of corruption and fraud. The Mayor, his first sister and Deputy Mayor are in a world of hurt. Deputy Mayor has been team Mayor, 1st sister and 3rd sister since being elected. Deputy Mayor plays dumb and blames him falling off the wagon recently and drinking excessively for his short comings. Deputy Mayor advocates for 1st and 3rd sister private school and loves to give free tax payer money to their organizations. Deputy Mayor also loves to give tax payer money to the Mayors father, brother in law, cousins, uncles, aunts and their associates by way of vote. 1st sister feels betrayed by Deputy Mayor for firing previous city manager who allowed them to extort the city for years. Deputy Mayor, 1st sister, Mayor and some county officials are going to prison for a long time for defrauding the City out of a 1.3 million value building. This of course is just the tip of the iceberg according to many experts who now accept that they have lost all credibility and are rotten to the core.

Let's head down to Avon Park FL for the 4th of July fireworks. No thanks, 3rd sister might claw the shit out of my childs arm for misbehaving. 1st sister will cover it up, and we will not get any restitution. Then 1st and 3rd sister will get 10k next year of our tax money by way of their brother and deputy Mayor!

by Stuck In 33825 March 23, 2025