The author of the Journals

Some guy who was traveling between dimensions for the past 30 years.

The author of the Journals, my brother.

-Stanley Pines

by PembeTavuk April 30, 2021

Universal 3 Factor Authentication (U3FA)

A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.

HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

author reupload

a reupload of the professional bunnyhopper in the game counter strike global offensive, because he deleted his channel, people are reuploading his epic zuhnny's

OMG! Did you look at the author reupload named "Nirvana"? Its fucking insane.
his zuhnny's are insane.

by optic_clan October 15, 2019

authorita

Self-arrogated power, most often used for its own sake. Authority gained for the specific purpose of abusing it. As noted elsewhere, coined and used most often by Eric Cartman, whom no sane adult or child would put in charge of even the most frivolous thing (see "authoritah").

Stan: Oh no, nothing's worse than Cartman with authorita!

by Nuance April 23, 2009

Author~chan

A tsundere author on wattpad who loves anime. She's emo and sure isn't straight. She's the legit child of kawii~chan and Zane( you should watch mystreet by aphmau if you haven't) If anyone gets in the way of her ships they will never see the light of day again.

Reader~chan 1: OMG do you know author~chan
Reader~chan 2: yeah she's such a tsundere

Author~chan: BAKA NO IM NOT

by Phander123789 September 25, 2019

authenticante

(Adj.) Derogatory slang referring to the average American commercial idea of what Mexican food should taste like. See also Tex-Mex, Taco Bell, Chevy's.

BONUS VOCAB ANALOGY

authenticante :: Chevy's
a) dog :: nest
b) The Stranger :: blumpkin
c) bouleversement :: oneiric
d) Hospitaliano :: The Olive Garden
e) mullet :: other mullet

Wow, that Mexican Pizza(tm) sure was authenticante!

I ordered some takeout at Hi-Tech Burrito for that 'authenticante' taste while I watch the Paul Rodriguez special later tonight.

by Matt Glaser January 24, 2006

authentification

1. Describes an authentication process which is not working (hence the 'f' in the word).
2. A word used by a manager when they cannot pronounce 'authentication'.

Examples:
1. Damn! I just logged onto the system with no password. Now that's authentification!
2. This year the company will be focusing on authentification itself.

by The employee August 13, 2010