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Satans arsehole

why are you pulling that face did you just eat satans arsehole?
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Dookie Arsehole

bad, the worst of the worst, it does not get any lower
I didnt have time to finish my assignment before submitting, my grade is going to be dookie arsehole

my hair is so greasy I look like dookie arsehole
by spottedsocks January 21, 2025
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window licking arsehole

Meaning inbred retard who has a rine stone covered dream chatcher hanging from his cock as his girlfriend is piff but he looks like a monkeys cunt
Guy 1: have you heard of lance stroll

Guy 2: aye that window licking arsehole
by SickCuntPeter June 27, 2023
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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
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Arse-hole Licence

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!
by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009
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arseholed

I must have been really arseholed last night, 'cause I don't remember how I got home.
by The Professor June 5, 2003
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dance of the flaming arseholes

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!
by Ben Govett August 10, 2006
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