Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.
Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.
Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|
You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."
Friend: "Yeesh"
verb |
You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."
Friend: "Wow"
You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."
Friend: "Yeesh"
verb |
You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."
Friend: "Wow"
by Otineb January 15, 2010
Get the Slobbery Almondmug. Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.
Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot
by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020
Get the The Spicy Almondmug. Julie Chen underwent a de-almondization to look less Chinky so her racist boss would let her read the news on TV.
by mbp4me September 27, 2013
Get the de-almondizationmug. by Fusheggi November 12, 2014
Get the almond-joymug. n. A tree producing the Almond Nut.
They are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. Many people in Georgia suffer Virgin-Mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the Almond Tree.
They are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. Many people in Georgia suffer Virgin-Mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the Almond Tree.
"You better have someone come take a look at that leak. Even though it's shaped like the virgin Mary, it was probably caused by crocodiles or an Almond Tree!"
by CapnDik August 10, 2007
Get the almond treemug. IS BOSS! spiced almond is a person who is of darker skin color who breaks all stereotypes. they are one of a kind down to earth and are tooo much fun. they are absolutely perfect at everything they do. They are god's greatest creation... to point out a spiced almond person according to society they fall under the category of African american. they speak very proper. they are attractive and their personality blows your mind. they also have a tail. this species is very rare so if you find a spiced almond person CHERISH AND LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE! there are only 50 spiced almond people living in the US.
*warning* Piss off a spiced almond person they probably go ghetto... and crazy advise not to do it.
*warning* Piss off a spiced almond person they probably go ghetto... and crazy advise not to do it.
by jafar1324 October 27, 2010
Get the Spiced Almondmug. by Panda Bear 43 October 22, 2020
Get the Almond Milkmug.