Alberto

an Italian sea monster boy who’s also gay but is crazy asf

L: Hi Alberto!!

A: WASSUP MAN-

by Alberto the Great June 20, 2021

Blue Alberto

The Artist Alberto Giacometti is pictured on the Swiss hundred francs bill, wich is blue.

"Wow, these Hood Rappers sure got a lot of Blue Albertos!"

by 41Poop March 31, 2021

Alberto

Cunt, a guy that suck a Dick a day

That guy is an Alberto

by Big cock for u March 14, 2017

Alberto

A big homosexual he loves men

Yea that guy alberto is a sicko

by Posiden537 November 22, 2021

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products under such brands

In 2005, the Alberto-Culver company bought out Nexxus, a salon hair care company established in 1979

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Alberto

Drives a fast truck

Alberto drives a really fucking fast truck

by Fstasfboi November 23, 2021

Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic

girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.

by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019