Den Alberto machen

Wenn man eine Person öfters versetzt obwohl man bereits zugesagt hat.

A: "Wann kommt Lucas?"
B: "Er meinte er wird in einer Stunde hier sein."
A: "Er wird bestimmt wieder den Alberto machen..."

by Scheffendi May 25, 2020

Alberto

It is a person who is able to reach the sky for two reasons, he is two meters tall and because he is a pilot.

Me on a shiny day on the top of a mountain:
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-

by Sternenohr June 17, 2020

Alberto

Alberto or MrFlimFlam or Flamingo or Albert is a YouTuber who plays Roblox and screams into his mic and has a foam friend named Felipe. He has also been known to mention depression and suffering.

Guy 1: Hey have you watched Alberto
Guy 2: No
Guy 1:W A T C H H I M
Guy 2: ok

by OpusLT November 5, 2020

Alberto

Short kings with the biggest dick you’ll ever see

“Oh your such an Alberto”

by Johnathan smiths February 23, 2023

Alberto

the Leader of the Shrek fan Club hates SixSwords Drinks way too much Pepsi

Hey did you know about Alberto Holy shit that's the coolest Motherfucker in existence

by +Alberto+ December 31, 2023

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products under such brands

In 2005, the Alberto-Culver company bought out Nexxus, a salon hair care company established in 1979

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products

Alberto-Culver was purchased by consumer goods company Unilever on September 27, 2010 for US$3.7 billion

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023