Den Alberto machen

Wenn man eine Person öfters versetzt obwohl man bereits zugesagt hat.

A: "Wann kommt Lucas?"
B: "Er meinte er wird in einer Stunde hier sein."
A: "Er wird bestimmt wieder den Alberto machen..."

by Scheffendi May 25, 2020

Alberto

It is a person who is able to reach the sky for two reasons, he is two meters tall and because he is a pilot.

Me on a shiny day on the top of a mountain:
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-

by Sternenohr June 17, 2020

Alberto

the Leader of the Shrek fan Club hates SixSwords Drinks way too much Pepsi

Hey did you know about Alberto Holy shit that's the coolest Motherfucker in existence

by +Alberto+ December 31, 2023

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products under such brands

In 2005, the Alberto-Culver company bought out Nexxus, a salon hair care company established in 1979

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products

Alberto-Culver was purchased by consumer goods company Unilever on September 27, 2010 for US$3.7 billion

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Alberto

Alberto is a loyal person who always stays by your side and is always available. He is that rare person who is hard to find, but if you find him he will fill your life with joy, love and happiness. Alberto is the one who makes your days full, the one you can tell everything to, the one who listens to you and loves to give you advice. Alberto is a person who, even through mistakes, does his best for you and tries to make you feel better. Alberto is also the one who knows how to make you laugh, he is that person who can smile at you just by looking at him and the more you get to know him the more you will feel in tune with him. Alberto, you are the person that everyone should have.

Alberto can I talk to you please?

Alberto would you give me a hand?
Alberto, how about going out together?

by losaichisono November 22, 2021

Alberto

unbelievable dick , all childrens under 10 years wants to sleep with him
in Romania all girls says: alberto ala are pula mare rau sa moara mama

Esti nefututa?Suna-l pe Alberto la 07noidoisialetalebuzemoi

by ryze4r November 21, 2021