Albert

A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.

“Hey look and that spastic kid”
Oh I think that’s Albert

by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019

Albert Aretz

he’s an amazing human, and has a YouTube channel called Flamingo

Omg! Albert Aretz just posted a new video!

by a clown gril April 19, 2020

Albert Cao

Slang, Verb. The capacity of ones mind to stay fully functional past the hour of 3 AM

I had to pull an Albert Cao last night to finish my bio lab.

by lilMak January 4, 2012

Albert Wesker

In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.

Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.

by vaati000 October 18, 2008

Splat Albert

Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

by R33001 May 8, 2022

Albert/flamingo

A YouTuber who plays roblox

Albert/flamingo is EPIC YO TONGO

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Albert Fingernoodle

A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.

Whats up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here.

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022