Asian 

Typically eats dogs and cats for their diet, and sometimes rabbits (usually on occasions). Most Asians become doctors by the age of 8, but a few Asians become doctors right when they're born.

Strengths: A+++

Weaknesses: squinted eyes, can't shoot a gun, can't pee in one direction, can't play ball, typical kid stuff...

I never knew Timmy was an Asian.

Asian by Average Boy in Da Hood October 3, 2019

Asian 

An asian is any person you think is asian. No matter what. The only way to tell if they are an asian is by seeing if they are short and have squinted eyes.

That person has squinted eyes... they must be an asian.

Asian by CarterFromGoogle March 25, 2020

Asian 

Ching Chong bich I am Asian you ain’t getting dis fuking anser

Fuk you bich I’m Asian

Asian by Duhfuka June 4, 2020

Asian 

A race far from human. They usually have a face with wide eyes, and tanned skin. They enjoy Anime, the holy style of animation. Asians love rice, and I mean they LOVE rice. They sometimes eat their 20 pounds of rice per meal with a side of either dog or cat. So watch out for your pet's sake.

"What's he eating over there? That looks like dog, he must be asian."
"What wide eyes... he's asian for sure."

Asian by EpicGamerUrbanDictionary April 15, 2019

Asian 

A person from China who has Incredibly small eyes, who is terrible at English and other languages, and steals maths homework, and also steals school equipment such as rulers and pencils, they also suck at every subject except maths and science and is a geek

Bob: Hey look it's a dude with small eyes

Ron: OMG ITS AN ASIAN

Asian by Marko the asian June 22, 2019

asian 

ching chong

the asian is over there

asian by word daddy September 19, 2017

Asian 

Tis quite a unique and wild animal which spends most of its time in mathbooks and is commonly found consuming Oryza sativa or more colloquially rice. This specific example of the species is found to be a cunt at times, as most humans are too.
Brown People are not included in this definition

The Asian man/woman has a tiny penis

Asian by generic_101 October 10, 2019