A condition caused by frequent prolonged masturbation where one arm becomes noticeably larger or stronger than the other.
“Dude, I beat my shit so hard last night, my arm feels like it exploded.”
“Bruh if you don’t quit you’re gonna end up with Quagmire arm.”
“Bruh if you don’t quit you’re gonna end up with Quagmire arm.”
by TheRealAdG October 11, 2025

If someone ask: did you saw Dream face reveal?
You say: Yes I saw it on Family Guy, GLEN QUAGMIRE! Gigtty Gigtty!
You say: Yes I saw it on Family Guy, GLEN QUAGMIRE! Gigtty Gigtty!
by SrRumor January 4, 2023

"Quagmire is SO giddy!"
by BigOreo_foldup123 December 14, 2022

Being in an inflamed wheelchair while R34 quagmire is smiling scarily with the death note 2nd theme song plays.
by Pyrixel August 10, 2023

Vaermina's realm in Oblivion. It is quite a dark realm, although little is known about it. Erandur, a Dunmer priest of Mara, speaks somewhat of the place.
Vaermina resides in a strange realm known as Quagmire... a nightmarish land where reality shifts upon itself in seemingly impossible ways.
by HollyRolo September 25, 2015

by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 28, 2022

by no hairline March 28, 2021
