doctor

A drug dealer with a Ph.D

you need a doctor to give you a bunch of different and pray that one works.

by Kurt Fan12345678910 March 30, 2020

The Doctor

When Two Friend have sex with two different women side by side. Finish ( Orgasm) smoke a victory cigarette then swap partners and continue to round 2 of sex side by side.

Friend 1:Last night I became a doctor?
Friend 2:Oh Really!
Friend 1:Yeah me and ( insert friends name) bagged two bitches then switched.

Friend 2: The Doctor!!

by Aspiring Doctor January 16, 2014

Doctor Doctor Jerry

A mixed drink composed of Dr. Pepper, Dr. McGillicutty's Cherry Schnapps, and Sailor Jerry spiced rum. The name is commonly given simply as “DDJ.” It is also proper to refer to the drink as an “Honorary Jerry” which alludes to the many honorary doctorate degrees bestowed upon Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins in his lifetime.

Excuse me, Bartender, I'll have a Doctor Doctor Jerry, please.

by Beans-n-Fixins January 1, 2009

The Doctor

A lovable creature that believes in editing certain city landmarks via photoshop. He is extremely creative with a rather large head. He dwells between the caves of Scotland and New Zealand. He lives alone with a lot of cats.

That guy is so mentally weirdly creative he's the doctor.

Beware the guy with the cats hes the doctor.

by thenimmocat October 4, 2010

Doctor

An individual who does not know the difference between God and themselves. Namely that God doesn't think he's a doctor. Arrogant, abrupt and often unable to consider opinions which are not their own. A person who is unable to contemplate not knowing the solution to something and is incapable of asking for assistance tending to fall back on cliches to hide their lack of knowledge like "eat less and exercise more" or "bed rest and plenty of fluids". An individual who simultaneously cultivates disdain through arrogant comments then pleads victimhood. Unable to cope with their decisions being challenged.

See: Narcissist.

That doctor is a real asshole.

by Spontaneocus June 6, 2019

Doctor

b homo/b Rude pathetic idiot.

Doctor: I am retrded, I have the manners of a afro american.

by DeanNJ December 15, 2008

The Doctor

An epic prank master that uses riddles to give hints to the next pranks. Often strikes in groups of three pranks at a time. Seen wearing an overcoat and a domino mask.

Dude, The Doctor struck again. There's riddles all over the place!

by tightness April 14, 2009